"Keep an eye on the cat" Schrödinger Tee

— Erwin Schrödinger, sometime in the 1930s. Probably. We can't be certain.

Schrödinger proposed a thought experiment involving a cat that is simultaneously alive and dead until observed.
He never actually owned the cat.
He never actually said this.
We are choosing not to verify either fact.

This is a t-shirt.
It exists in a definite state.
We checked.

Technical Specifications
— observed and collapsed into certainty

• 100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester. We don't know why either)
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² — a fixed value, unlike most quantum states
• Tubular fabric — a continuous loop, much like uncertainty itself
• Taped neck and shoulders — for structural integrity we cannot guarantee at the subatomic level
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem — observed twice, confirmed twice
• Sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Important Disclaimers

The White variant may appear off-white.
Until observed, we cannot confirm which.

Dark speckles in Natural color are expected.
As in life, imperfection is part of the specification.

This is a t-shirt.
It has never claimed to be anything else.
The cat, however, remains unconfirmed.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Misquoted ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@misquoted.store or write to us...

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