"Keep an eye on the cat" Schrödinger Tee

A 100% cotton unisex tee. It exists. It covers the torso. Historically, this has been considered useful.
Structured enough to suggest you have your life together. Loose enough to confirm you don't.
Pairs well with layered streetwear, existential uncertainty, and the quiet confidence of someone who knows that Pierre de Coubertin never actually said that.
Technical Specifications
— because someone asked

100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester. We don't know why either)
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² — heavier than your ambitions, lighter than your regrets
Tubular fabric — a continuous loop, much like history itself
Taped neck and shoulders — for structural integrity we cannot guarantee elsewhere
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem — twice the commitment we show in most areas of life
Sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Important Disclaimers
The White variant may appear off-white. We find this more honest than most things.
Dark speckles in Natural color are expected. As in life, imperfection is part of the specification.
This is a t-shirt. It has never claimed to be anything else.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Misquoted ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@misquoted.store or write to us ..

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